
1. What is your
rate?
Incalls:
60 minutes/$145
75 minutes/$175
90 minutes/$195
Outcalls (90 minute appointments only):
90
minutes/$250
Cash
Only
2. Are
you
trained?
I have a year of training at the Swedish Institute in New York City, as
well as several
hours of continuing education training in other massage modalities. I
am NYS Licensed and I have 13 years experience.
3. What is your training?
I am trained in Swedish, Sports and Shiatsu massage.
4. Is touching allowed?
I believe men should touch each other (I like to be touched very
gently). Just remember that I'm not an escort, and my main objective is
to deliver a great massage.
5. Are you naked for the massage?
I prefer the term au naturel :) Thy power is full naked. --Chaucer.
6. Where are you located?
My location varies. Please see the "appointments" section
for my current location.
7. What are your hours?
Check out the "appointments"
page for my exact availability.
8. What does "release" mean?
\Re*lease"\n. 1. The act of letting loose or freeing, or the state of
being let loose or freed; liberation or discharge from restraint of any
kind 2:v. eliminate, as of bodily substances [syn: discharge, expel,
eject] (from Websters dictionary)
(ok, so I'm beating around the bush here, but you get the point by now I hope.)
9. How far in
advance should I book?
Please try to plan ahead 24 hours at least. The best way to reach me is
by web page in the section marked "appointments" . Same day
appointments may
also be available but I require at least 2 hour notice.
10. Do you have
a table?
Yes, and I have it set up for all incalls. I do not travel for
outcalls, and work on your bed.
11. Do you use oil?
yes, I use an aloe based unscented and water soluble oil.
12. Is my
weight or age an issue to you?
The only thing I expect from any client is respect (and cleanliness).
What you look like means nothing, but what I can make you feel like
means everything.
13. Is "Jake" your real name?
Actually, my real name is Zorax, King
of the Mole People. But you can just call me "Jake". Unless you are a
mole person, in which case, "Your Highness" is appropriate.
14. What is your
cancellation policy?
Appointments must be cancelled BEFORE 10PM
PACIFIC time the night before the appointment. No exceptions.
Appointments cancelled after are subject to a $75 cancellation fee.
NO SHOWS ARE SUBJECT TO THE FULL APPOINTMENT PRICE.
15. I've got a cold, will a massage be a good thing for me?
Nope, I don't want your cold. Stay
home, call me when you feel better.
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